Hi! I'm WG Malachi
And I'm a total piece of shit.
100% organically deranged. I hate everyone and everything.
I specialize in being a very loveable edgelord.
The only way out is to capitalize on my inevitable meltdown.
Read this!
Why we have no choice but to legalize recreational cocaine
Hello. Don't worry about the bomb. The story of how I became a victim and a lolcow
Lessons from an inadvertent teenage terrorist organization